Tutorial:

Introduction

What? Nothing! is a Joomla! system plugin that not only changes the way you will experience Joomla!, but is known to also alter the way you perceive life in general. It achieves this by doing nothing at all.

Without going too much into detail, the amount of philosophy behind What? Nothing! goes far beyond the amount of programming that has gone into creating it and bringing it into the world.

What? Nothing! has received praise from many users who claim it to be one of, if not THE, most stable Joomla! extensions available.

Setting up What? Nothing!

There are a couple of settings in the What? Nothing! system plugin to make it do nothing in a way that best suites your needs.

Be sure to adjust these settings any time you feel it can do nothing more effectively.

Basic Options

Do nothing? Select this for the plugin to do nothing!
Do something? Set this option to No for the plugin to not do something!
Do that how many times? Options: -137, 0, 1, 7, 15, 22, 28, 45, 59, 61, 63, 78, 83, 99
Question Enter the question!

Advanced Options

Increased performance Select to get a total of 0% better performance, effectiveness and efficiency (may vary per server/setup).
Activate Unicorn Shield This prevents unicorns from invading your house, which can happen when using What? Nothing! without the shield activated.

Options: No, Probably
FAQs:

The plugin doesn't appear to do anything. What's wrong?

Remember to publish it.

Also check out the system plugin settings. It is important to set it up correctly so that it does nothing as optimally as possible.

My site seems faster after installing What? Nothing!

This is NOT what What? Nothing! should be doing.

If your site becomes any faster, please uninstall What? Nothing! immediately.

Free vs Pro:

Do nothing::Option to make What? Nothing! do nothing
Select how many times::Ability to select how many times What? Nothing! should actually do nothing
Question::Ability to ask a certain question

Increased performance::The PRO version has a total of 0% better performance, effectiveness and efficiency (may vary per server/setup)
Unicorn Shield::The PRO version has a built in Unicorn Shield which (in most cases) will prevent your house from being invaded by horned horses

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Examples:
NOTHING!

What? Nothing! does nothing... just nothing!

Are you just like me and sometimes just want to do nothing, nothing at all?

Well, that brought me to this revolutionary plugin for Joomla! All the plugins that are available do all sorts of stuff - there they are, all busy doing their thing. Adding functionality here. Manipulating html output there. Making your website better and better.

Well, that's all good and nice, but it's so much activity!
That's exactly where this plugin comes in...

What does it do? Absolutely nothing!

Quotes

"What? Nothing! has opened up my eyes to a fabulous world. At night - when I have to shut my eyes again - I cry myself to sleep."
Whoopy Goldburgh
"In the beginning there was nothing. Peter has brought that magic back and we thank him for it"
Simon & Garfuncle
"Cool, man! Totally awesome!"
Bart Simpson
"I would rather not have you talking to my son!"
Marge Simpson
"I don't see buying this as a payment, but as an investment in my company and life in general."
Steven Jobbes
"I don't see buying this as a payment either, but as an investment in my company and life in general too."
Phill Gates
"Ditto that!"
Linus Thorfalls
"I will refuse to setup a Joomla! website without this fabulous extension installed."
Brain Teeman
"This is what got me into music in the first place. Otherwise I'd have probably become a welder."
Beethoven
"..."
Mike Jackson
"A-N-D I T-H-O-U-G-H-T Q-U-A-N-T-U-M G-R-A-V-I-T-Y W-A-S C-O-O-L!"
Steven Hawkins
"It's not even worth the trouble to fork this. Who could make it any better?"
Amy Stevens
"Proud to be Dutch!"
Rembrandt
"tlho' SoH vaD nuq pagh vaD tlhIngan"
Worf
"What is beyond the Universe? Nothing is beyond the Universe!"
Albert Einszwei
"You Can Not Be Serious!"
John Mackenro
"Bazinga!"
Sheldon Cooper

* Any resemblance to names of other people is purely coincidental